Razz-Wheat is bad

Midweek drinking should be made illegal. If pubs could only serve alcohol on a Fri/Sat/Sun night then those who do not have the willpower to stick to the "2 or 3 pints" they intended to have would be saved from a day at work that resembles a scene from a bleach/detergent commercial. I feel like one of the cartoon depictions of dirt, grime and germs I see on TV adverts. My team around me mocking are the Advert equivilent of the Cillit Bang.

I should sleep more, drink less and get another coffee.